wild rice is code for...

M: grocery store
M: I think a gay guy was hitting on me
M: in the dried spuds section

J: damn
J: did you flirt back
M: I was confused

M: "why is he buying dried spuds..."
M: I was more focused on the difference between scalloped and au gratin

J: haha
M: and I asked what he was looking for and he said wild rice
M:I said it was down there (points to right)

J: is "wild rice" a code
M: not when it's one section over I guess
M: it's hard to meet someone over dried spuds I'm thinking

J: yes
M: the odds are against meaningful dialogue
M: I was trying to read the boxes

J: what was the difference?
M: I couldn't get past all the mumbo

J: thats a funny mental image
M: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080105165635AAkCOOw
"au gratin" is French for "with cheese." Scalloped potatoes do not have cheese. If they do, they are misnamed and should be called Au Gratin. You can mix them, no problem

J: mystery solved
M: this is funny- I bought "Cheesy Scalloped"
M: so- more mystery
M: So, this guy goes- "there sure are a lot of potato varieties"

J: haha
J: that is funny
M: especially when you need rice

M: I didn't mention- I was wearing jean on jeans
M: jean jacket with jean pants
M: that was just inviting it

J: inviting trouble yes
M: Nick disapproves
M: But, see proof here- http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/10/05/ryan-gosling-carey-mulligan-go-for-a-rainy-drive/
M: it's not insane
M: Not Tom Selleck territory.
M: 1-- Dork Dad --6--Tom Selleck --7-- Sort of gay --9 -- Steve McQueen --10
M: That's the jean on jean scale

all the sadness in the world

(Ukiah Engen) - m4w - 12

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Reply to: pers-622049162@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-28, 2:39PM CDT


we were friends at around 7 and 8 we lived together until our moms got mad at each other and moved away from each other

mean (missed connections)

MCA "first friday" upstairs-- where'd you go? - w4m - 26

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Reply to: pers-561723544@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-03, 2:32PM CST


You and your friend came up and talked to me and my friend, who were leaning against the wall near the bar upstairs.
I promptly forgot your name, but your friends name was Patrick. Anyhow, you asked me some standard questions about me
and you answered some about you. We both have natural dishwater blond hair, but I dye mine red.
You threw away the plate I was holding..

..put a cigarette out in my drink and bounced my head off the cinder blocks.


JURY DUTY TODAY - m4m - 36

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Reply to: pers-562852731@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-04, 3:30PM CST


Hey man - you were in court today looking totally hot in your jeans, white tee, jacket and a cap.

Me: dark cords, sweater and a sexy smile. We rode the elevator down together.
Hit me up if you want to grab a bite sometime
I had on an orange jumper and flip flops