am I annoying yet

Random IM's/emails I've sent to the same person...

me‎‎ [10:17 AM]:
hey
them‎‎ [10:17 AM]:
yo
me‎‎ [10:17 AM]:
for the spring-
I was thinking of starting an MST dance crew
them‎‎ [10:17 AM]:
bah haha
me‎‎ [10:18 AM]:
it would be me, Ivan and Kelso and then you
them‎‎ [10:18 AM]:
haha what would this entail
me‎‎ [10:18 AM]:
that image kills me
we would basically toss you around a lot
them [10:18 AM]:
ummm

APPEARANCE, DRESS AND GROOMING STANDARDS (a message from HR)

me:
Nevermind that part where I said let’s wear the matching bib-overalls tomorrow.
them:
it's a shame cause I had the perfect Birkenstocks.

Five days later...

me:
I was going to suggest we wear the matching jumpers today but, mine is still wrinkled from last Friday.