weiner circle

I used to go here about 20 years ago. I was the dick that used to get to the front of the line and ask for an application.

This cracked me up:

"I ran into Michael Jordan there at 130am circa 2003. He was whipping ketchup packets at a woman behind the counter shouting "those ain't titties, those puppy feeders, you been feeding puppies with those things."

While shaking her head, she calmly replied, "all that money and you still a bitch."