margot at the wedding

MALCOLM
If you’re wondering about the
moustache --
MARGOT
No, I wasn’t.
MALCOLM
I had a full beard for a while and
then when I shaved it I left this
part for last, you know to see how
it looked, and... It’s meant to be
funny.
(screenplay)

you picked me

Tori Amos can go home now- her services are no longer needed.

queer factor 9

yes I have a favorite americas best dance crew member. is that wrong?

ohh billy

I suspect billy is merely waiting for lilly to get some more meat on the bones.

when do we start fucking

You know how yahoo automatically adds contacts?
A contact popped up from some random CL post I must have done or replied to;
'Irish Girl"- so I sent an IM. "Hey- you are probably some random CL blah blah blah..."

She replies- "So... when do we start fucking"

that was pretty hot

DR: i see
ME: I need to show you my 'come hither' work imitation some day
DR: DUSN ... the tiny white squiggle thing the arrow is pointing toward
ME: yeah- the arrow thing needs to go
DR: do you see the white squiggle thing?
ME: thats what I'm talking about
DR: thats DUSN ... a worm inside the retina
ME: worm?
DR: rare ... and one was presented tonight
MD: stuff I need to know?
DR: yes worm .... it actually moves in throughout the retina
causes some serious damage
ME: in case I want to freak out later?
DR: don't worry ... you won't get that
ME: you have no idea how woody allen I get
DR: DUSN describes a clinical syndrome in which a subretinal nematode incites inflammation that initially causes papillitis, retinal
ME: stop turning me on
ME: you tease
DR: The nematode migrates very slowly about the fundus and continually changes its configuration.
ME: and and ...
DR: can live for approximately 4 years in the subretinal tissues
if not identified and killed with laser
ME: I'm finished
DR: you asked
ME: that was pretty hot
DR: freak

I kan haz frendz

I officially rename proswell- belmondo, for reasons that will remain mysterious and will not be adopted by the mainstream.

(screw rest of world)