every man has a woman

here is the 'blow up' remix (which I love)
and john lennon's classic version.

who's your friend?

I have this really questionable guy in a shakey circumstance I want you to meet..

so gay

matt: whats the name of the resort?
Gretchen: Tradewinds
Gretchen: Island Resort
matt: thanks
matt: is it triple bunking?
Gretchen: yes
matt: ahhg
matt: so gay

stop

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(6:41:03 PM) Joe : yo
(6:42:31 PM) matt: hey
(6:42:50 PM) matt: are you going to florida?
(6:43:10 PM) Joe : no
(6:44:17 PM) matt: my dog is too sick for me too leave
(6:44:53 PM) matt: weirdest thing- I made a poultice of garlic and green tea to put in her ear
(6:44:59 PM) Joe : wow that is weird
(6:45:02 PM) matt: and she ate
(6:45:05 PM) matt: it
(6:45:12 PM) Joe : she ate the poultice?
(6:45:19 PM) matt: fucking goat
(6:46:06 PM) matt: had a rubber band, 6 cloves of garlic and two tea bags with staples
(6:46:15 PM) matt: and 4 inches of tshirt
(6:46:25 PM) Joe : that is bizzare
(6:46:34 PM) Joe : is she sick from the poultice now too?
(6:46:51 PM) matt: she's gonna get woozy like a heroin smuggler
(6:47:11 PM) matt: she's sleeping now
(6:47:22 PM) Joe : my wife just laughed extremely loud at that
(6:47:31 PM) Joe : a lot louder than i expected i have to say
(6:48:10 PM) matt: hope it works from the inside
(6:48:20 PM) Joe : yea
(6:48:52 PM) matt: gonna poop a toxidant beanbag
(6:48:57 PM) Joe : gahaha
(6:49:05 PM) Joe : are people leaving for florida friday morning
(6:49:13 PM) matt: it's at night
(6:49:18 PM) Joe : ah ok
(6:49:22 PM) Joe : oh why did you make the poultice again
(6:49:26 PM) Joe : my wife wants to understand
(6:49:46 PM) matt: if you put it in the ear- it will suck out toxins and kill bacteria
(6:49:55 PM) Joe : oh gotcha
(6:50:15 PM) Joe : she just laughed out loud again and hit her head on her desk
(6:50:16 PM) matt: the antibotics are not working
(6:50:39 PM) matt: cause she thinks I'm nuts?
(6:50:53 PM) Joe : i think it's just the combination of everything
(6:51:08 PM) matt: it's also comforting for the dog- cause the ear is inflamed right now
(6:51:24 PM) matt: it wasn't small either
(6:51:34 PM) matt: size of a baby's foot
(6:51:45 PM) matt: which is probably what she thought it was
(6:53:40 PM) Joe : haha
(6:54:04 PM) matt: really run down by it all
(6:54:55 PM) Joe : very needy dog

sad monday twofer

bonus
there's an insane shot of sharon stone at the 4:00ish min mark.

Molly Tuttle

have you been injured in an atv accident?

You know you stayed up too late when that commercial comes on.
UPDATED
Or wait- I just heard something related to purchasing a cd with this gem thought- 'My god is an awesome god'.
I need THAT!
Cause my god is weak and inefectual and needs constant re-inforcement.
Oh- and he has the luck of a 'payday' lottery player.
I might need a new god.
To Do list moment.

nuff said..