dom - bochica

This song makes me want to buy a bus and get a 19 year old preggers.

thalia zedek - 1926

via choiresicha

re: need website like groupon

Dear delusional,

I normally charge $50-100,000 for this but for you I will do it for $500.
It should take me a week all by myself.

Here are some sites I've done previously:
www.facebook.com
www.twitter.com
www.nytimes.com

I'll clear my schedule as I await your response.

(Nick said this was a harsh response from me)